Blobs + Lobsters = Blobsters

🐛 + 🦞 = 🧟
Tired of buying lobsters at full price?
Buy one yeti's worth of lobster (4kg) for half the price.
Benefits
True market differentiation
Overfishing but in a good way
All gain, no crustacean
Increase brain size by up to 5% (results may vary)
Grassroots acceleration
A belief system that deconstructs modern hierarchies and values system transformation

Buy now

Choose from the lobster maximiser, crustacean investor or crustacean hater

Lobster Maximiser
Buy the blobster feature seed and let it grow
USD$10.37 / blobster*
Crustacean Investor
Become the next lobster entrepreneur (Lobsterpreneuer)
$1** / crustacean
Crustacean Hater
Invest in the death of crustaceans
-$2 / crustacean
* discounts available for glizzy lovers only
** criminal record required
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FAQs
What are lobsters?
N/A
What are blobs?
The opposite of lobsters.
Are blobsters real?
N/A
Who made this?
Ben Benson